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Abby Anderson

tell me what it is - abby has a crush on the reader and handles it in the most piss poor fashion humanely possible - part II coming soon!

leg day (Lesbians Earning Gains) - reader decides to invest in a personal trainer

desire (i must behave) ❣ - personal trainer!abby - a spiritual successor to Leg Day

until we’re done ❣ - domme!abby gives you a nice wake-up call

you belong to me ❣ - sub!abby learns her place with domme!reader

nothing but your boots ❣ - abby makes you work for it - boot kink fic

all wound up - you pissed off the wrong athlete - the beginning of bully!jock!abby

my mind is blown, my back is shot ❣- part II of all wound up - ✨newest!✨

Ellie Williams x Abby Anderson x Reader

untitled - coming soon!

gogetyrshovel:

lesbian instagram: [still from the l word generation q] hey guys i don’t really feel like running lesbianmememachinev2 anymore but use my discount code SELFLUV for 20% off Adam and Eve ® Vibrators

lesbian tiktok: skinny white woman with a mildly unconventional haircut: not the le$bean community agreeing that Shitt McFart is the universal exception #le$bean #foryou #shittmcfart #shittmcfartnation

lesbian twitter: [image of katy perry with short hair] omg her butch era slay

lesbian tumblr: eroticmachinelvr: robot girl who takes a screenshot when she orgasms #i havent had sex in 2 years pleas ehelp me

parker-of-loxley:

kingfucko:

lazorsandparadox:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

[lmao @sweetenby​]

You’re telling me an Ocean Eleven’d this casino?

(via mortiwhore)

rannithebitch:

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

(via ohcaptains)

psychotickenesis:

Life, it never die

Women are my favorite guy

Sex, I’m wanting more

Tell the world, Stop the war

mentalmuslims:

Replace “I should’ve known” with “now I know better.”

Forgive yourself because self-sabotage is nothing but a waste of time.

(via wunderschon-lieblich)

nnugatoryextravagance:

This has no right being this fucking funny

(via mochaangel)

heritageposts:

so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something

bigmangamin-deactivated20230418:

(via spaghettistainedundies)

mckitterick:

agayworthfightingfor:

tbh i kinda hate the “lol tumblr users are old and thats why we’re in pain” jokes

like. no. you arent old, youre fucking 30, and if youre in constant pain there is something wrong and you may be able to actually DO something about it if you acknowledge it!!!!

like yeah the only medical care a lot of people have access to is worse than useless but instead of pretending its fine and normal we could be sharing resources and figuring shit out!!!

this is super important

I’m a lot older than 30, and my history includes motorcycle accidents, getting shot, tearing tendons, breaking bones, dislocating a shoulder, etc

yet I only feel pain when I do things that I can easily avoid, neglect to do mobility work after hard physical activity, use bad ergonomics, or just do something stupid

if you’re relatively young and feeling pain unrelated to a physical injury, talk to someone who’s an expert in physiology or physical therapy

if you have good health insurance, get thee to a doctor or a physical therapist who can diagnose what’s going on and put you on a treatment or maintenance program

living with unnecessary pain can lead to or mask chronic illness

pain is a warning sign - understand what you’re being warned about

(via oreohamster)

nat-20s:

“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess

(via magicalgirlmindcrank)

aemelia:

I love writing. Would love to do it again someday

(via oreohamster)